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bowiesclockworkorange:

In June of 1972, a woman appeared in Cedar Senai hospitalin nothing but a white, blood-covered gown. Now this, in itself, should not be too surprising as people often have accidents nearby and come to the nearest hospital for medical attention, but there were two things that caused people who saw her to vomit and flee in terror.
The first being that she wasn’t exactly human. she resembled something close to a mannequin, but had the dexterity and fluidity of a normal human being. Her face, was as flawless as a mannequins, devoid of eyebrows and smeared in make-up.


From the moment she stepped through the entrance to when she was taken to a hospital room and cleaned up before being prepped for sedation, she was completely calm, expressionless and motionless. The doctors thought it best to restrain her until the authorities could arrive and she did not protest. They were unable to get any kind of response from her and most staff members felt too uncomfortable to look directly at her for more than a few seconds.

But the second the staff tried to sedate her, she fought back with extreme force. Two members of staff had to hold her down as her body rose up on the bed with that same, blank expression.

She turned her emotionless eyes towards the male doctor and did something unusual. She smiled.

As she did, the female doctor screamed and let go out of shock. In the woman’s mouth were not human teeth, but long, sharp spikes. Too long for her mouth to close fully without causing any damage…

The male doctor stared back at her for a moment before asking “What in the hell are you?”

She cracked her neck down to her shoulder to observe him, still smiling.

There was a long pause, the security had been alerted and could be heard coming down the hallway.

She stood up and leaned over him, her face coming dangerously close to his as the life faded from his eyes.

She leaned closer and whispered in his ear.

“I…am….God….”

He went into shock and she quickly disappeared.

The female doctor  named her “The Expressionless”.

There was never a sighting of her again.

And I thought I was gonna sleep tonight.

i already reblogged this i thought i was safe

Dude I want to meet her

Hell yes! This is back on my dash.

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How is that even fucking possible unless the cave is taller than the fucking troposphere

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HOLY SHIT TODAY I SAID I LOVE YOU 5EVER IN CLASS AND THIS GIRL LOOKED ME STRAIGHT IN THE EYES AND SAID “I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES” AND THE CLASS WENT SILENT AND I STARTED TO MUMBLE “THANKS” AND “I STOLE THEM FROM THE PRESIDENT” AT THE SAME TIME SO I JUST ENDED UP WHISPERING “thank the president” AND THEN SHE GOT CONFUSED AND LEFT OMG THIS WAS MY ONE CHANCE

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the-personal-quotes:

my-teen-quote:

Are you a teen? This blog is just for you!

More relatable posts?

Omg

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rugoat:

I have lost the ability

Hello I am a tumblr user and I understood the joke being made here

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ryoushipper:

I SHOULD NOT HAVE LAUGHED AS HARD AS I DID

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the-vegan-muser:

and here we see the mating ritual of the white tourist

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tiasbouncypalace:

Should demons be real, those motherfuckers can get nowhere NEAR the northern half of the United States during the winter. Wanna know why?

Road salt. Copious amounts of fucking road salt.

Everywhere. There is hardly a single surface not coated in the shit starting around mid-December and it stays that way until after there is no more snow on the ground.

I live in the most demon-proof fucking place for the entirety of winter.

well fucking yes

But now that the so-called apocalypse is upon us…. There seems to be no snow…. Hmmm, interesting…

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