I think this is the most relevant thing I’ve seen on Tumblr
They should require that these are put up inside schools. It’s the least they could do as a reminder, because this is sure as hell not taught in the classrooms.
Maybe it’s because none of these would help you get a job in the future?
I’m pretty sure leadership, resourcefulness, reliability, motivation, self discipline would be really good for getting a job
(Source: anythingthatmoves, via photonbeamofdestiny)
I realized something yesterday:
Should demons be real, those motherfuckers can get nowhere NEAR the northern half of the United States during the winter. Wanna know why?
Road salt. Copious amounts of fucking road salt.
Everywhere. There is hardly a single surface not coated in the shit starting around mid-December and it stays that way until after there is no more snow on the ground.
I live in the most demon-proof fucking place for the entirety of winter.
well fucking yes
But now that the so-called apocalypse is upon us…. There seems to be no snow…. Hmmm, interesting…